More than forty two minutes ago, Alfonso Villa, the distinguished but not-so-known tumblrman who lacked attention span, loved the smell of coffee—as well as its flavor, duh—and liked to sleep for more than 12 hours with a fiction book or a laptop beside his bed, declared his intention to establish “in this immense and fast-growing environment (the internet)… a system of creative, humorous and non-practical education fitting for almost all, but graciously opened to all. Founded in the year 2012, Tumblr University™ is now one of the largest private universities Online. Of the more than billions of colleges and universities in the world who offer online courses, Tumblr University is the first and only institution of the now open Association of the Social Networking Universities™.
We scroll, we create, we laugh.
The purpose of the now open Tumblr University™ falls within the standards given above. In order to be accepted in TU, you have to be an active person (No, we are not talking about doing sports, or being healthy). You either apply for TU (meeting the requirements given-see ‘Requirements’) or you can be invited by the TU Committee—If you are, you must just wait for your letter *wink.
You will scroll: It is a new world to you, so you need to be familiarized with the environment. This is why your duty for the next month is to learn by scrolling the page until you get to the last post you saw the day before. On and on, until you learn.
You need to create: As you scrolled, you learned a bit of this world. Next, you need to create. It can be posts written by you, gifs created by you, photos of extremely non-existent hot people (really, I’ve never seen things like that on the streets), or else—All of this regarding feelings, LOL’s, or any fandom you can come up with. You can combine all of them. As an student at TU, you will always be creating stuff, that is why this is the most important part of your admission process: create.
But how will I? You might think. Don’t worry, if you decide to join our large online institution, it will take you less than a month to know what you should do in order to create the stuff we need at TU.
You will laugh: All of us will. As more than a society, our mission will be accomplished. We will go on for years, introducing new fandoms, new ways to see the life, new ways to feel pain and laugh at the same time. Subjects may change, but our way of life will stay the same, here at TU.
By now, our programs are scheduled as following: